Music from the movie blind dating
One of her attempts at finding me a respectable boy from a good family. He said he admired the character and aspired to live that kind of life (without the killing, of course). On the way back to the garage we pass by an alley and he leans in and whispers into my ear and says, ‘You’re f—ing hot and I want to f— you behind that pile of garbage’ and he LICKS MY EAR! He walks me back to my place, but the night is still young and he suggests hanging out and watching some Futurama, so I invite him up.So, that night he calls to ask if I could pick him up instead since his car broke down. The guy was staying at a buddy’s place an hour from my house. DING DING DING the alarm bells were going off in my head. As soon as we are sitting down, he starts talking about his ex and all the drama she brought into his life, and it slowly comes to light that they may not be actually broken up, he is just ‘seeing what else is out there.’ Hmm. ‘But surely my loved ones and trusted acquaintances can help navigate this treacherous world and find me a suitable mate amongst their social networks,’ you say to yourself. So, so wrong – as the Redditors below know all too well. When he found out that I had a ‘good score’ he said he won’t be able to date me because I’m too smart for him and I will end up making his life miserable.” “I chatted a girl up online for about a week or so, and things went pretty well, so we decided to meet up. The waitress may as well have brought it out in a trough, as this woman didn’t use her utensils. That’s right folks, she picked her steak up and ate it with her hands. She ate both steaks, both sets of mashed potatoes, all the bread, everything. One ended with me getting hot tea poured deliberately into my lap, and the other one told me her last fling gave her genital warts midway through dinner.” “I was set up with a friend of my roommate’s girlfriend.Let’s just say her photo didn’t match her appearance. Anyway, come to find out that she was an only child. Let’s call the date ‘Lisa’ and lets call the roomie’s GF ‘Karen.’ We met outside of the restaurant and Lisa was on her cell phone.After the movie, he asked if I wanted to go get coffee and dessert. On the way home, he told me that he’d be really happy if I came to church with him on Sunday so I could meet his family.” “I was about 21.This college girl, who otherwise was a pretty and smart girl, showed up with her little brother. He had on a [tank top] and looked like a little thug.Not like, the car door as I enter or a building door – that would have been OK. When we pulled up to the movie theater, I tried to exit the car. ’ and ran out of the car and to the passenger side, pushed the door closed and then opened it again. Again, he made a scene at the box office when I said I’d pay for my own ticket.
They showed me pictures and said nice things about her. I excused myself to the bathroom, but the damage was too great.By the time I got home, my date Lisa was on the phone with Karen who was over at our house at the time.It didn’t occur to me until now that my date was probably on the phone with Karen the whole time! As soon as I walked through the door she started attacking me.So trying to change the subject, I mention the frat that he was in (we both went to the same university) and that I knew some of the guys. At this point, I’m more than over the date and ready for him to get out of my apartment – so I go to the restroom and plan on feigning illness upon my return.He then proceeds to tell me that, yeah all his friends were just vehicles for him to get ahead in life and that he didn’t really like any of them. I return from the bathroom only to find him on my couch, masturbating furiously.